February 2012
Life: Oh hey, if you're a shallow person who's a bitch to everyone, I'll make things easier for you.
Me: Um he-
Life: Shut the fuck up I think a car should run you over now.
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Adele: Rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore. Rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour as it...
Me: DON'T FORGET ME I BEG.
Maroon 5: I've got them moves like Jagger I've got them...
Me: JUMPIN JACK FLASH ITS A GAS GAS GAS
Bon Jovi: It's my life!
Me: THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I SAID ALL I COULD SAY MY CHICK ON THE SIDE SAID SHE GOT ONE ON THE WAY.
The Police: Don't stand so close to me.
Me: YOUNG GIRL YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
Hall and Oates: You make my dreams come true.
Me: I CAN'T GO FOR THAT.
Rihanna: With you i'll always share...
Me: CAUSE I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN. WHAT A GLOOOORIOUS FEELING, I'M HAPPY AGAIN.
Friend: Oh my God, you are singing them all wrong.
Me: No you are.
